Enough already! Can we please agree that the vampire genre has been worked into the ground? Is it too much to ask for a movie/book/comic/tv show about....I don't know.
Yes, that's right. You heard it here first. The Blob is going to be the new vampire. He won't sparkle when he goes out in the sun and he won't pursue gentlemanly relationships with chaste teenagers.
What can we do to get this on track? I'm thinking about a funny sitcom where the blob is a cop and his wife is a..... oh wait.