Every day she was here, the girlfriend would hopefully chirp as I headed off to work: "Hey, why don't you bring home some Four Lokos? That could be fun!"
And I would say "No. NO, no, no. Not going to happen."
Nothing conventionally described as 'fun' can possibly be related to this devil drink. Especially when it's watermelon flavored. It's fruity flavored violence in a can and should be kept away from anyone that hasn't already become brain damaged.
We recently pulled all of the Four Lokos from our shelves. I like to think that we would have done it anyways, just because the people that buy it are so very, very irritating. It's a very expensive way to give yourself an excuse to be an asshole.
Even a fruity flavored one.
Anyways, for the edification of the masses, I'd like to present this useful, scientific exploration of the world of Four Lokos.
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