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Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Morning Blog, Mother's Day Edition


Your mom says...

Pull up your pants! You look like a slob!

Your room is a mess!

You've wasted enough time indoors. Go out and play with your friends!

How thoughtful. You know your brother got me jewelry.

I'll never understand why you keep pestering me to buy so much junk food! How many bags of Doritos can someone possibly need?

The Girlfriend tells me her mom would just say "Bastids".

I remember your birth like it was yesterday.

I wish you'd just settle down and get a good, respectable job like your brother.

I just hope they have a nice Mother's Day.

Change your socks!

It's a nice day.

I don't understand what these stains are in your laundry...

You stay away from those loose women!

Always wear your seatbelt!

Who's yo momma?
Posted by Johnny at 11:41 AM
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