Just a couple of quick hits from intergalactic news...
To begin with, a Swedish man reports that he has shot down a spaceship that was coming to abduct him. Understandably, the police are rather interested in his shenanigans. Notably, he claims to have destroyed the UFO using a pistol which frankly doesn't speak well of the durability of alien technology. One would assume that they would have to survive asteroid strikes and what-not...Being downed by a pistol doesn't say much.
Oh, and while we're at it: Domino's Pizza has announced plans to build a pizzeria on the moon. Because of course.
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