I can look at the New York Times again! I'm a naturally lazy person and am profoundly glad that I know longer have to hunt all over the internet for news sources! Huzzah.
To celebrate, something completely random from the NYT. Haven't read it myself. Something about India doing a crappy job with soccer or something. There's a picture of a guy in a mediocre shirt. Run with it. I can't do all the work on my own people!