Whenever I write about this sort of thing, my pageviews plummet as I'm revealed to be an outlandishly terrible person, completely detached from concepts like "cute" or "adorable" or "endangered" but what the hell? Into the breach once more!
I have a somewhat notorious dislike for pandas. They're filthy, mean spirited and can't even be bothered to breed with one another. If there's a more inconvenient species alive, I am unaware.
That said, an old one has died.
Perhaps my dreams of a coat might be that much closer?